Randy White

This morning at BUR airport

TSA:  Congrats you're TSA Precheck approved.

ME:  Thanks

TSA:  Please take your laptop out, shoes off, etc..

ME:  I thought Precheck meant I didn't have to do that?

TSA:  Right, but only in the Precheck line.

ME:  Where's the Precheck line?

TSA:  It's closed.

ME:  So then why did you congratulate me?

TSA:  It's a real achievement to get Precheck

ME:  Seriously?

TSA:  Keep moving...

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